Wedding Speech Quotes

From time to time I will put things up here that the kids say.  Because they really come out with some good ones.  As all kids do.  Also, I like to keep a record of everything they say for the future.  I have already told Annie and Kelly that my speech at their weddings will just be me reading all of the silly things they either said or did while growing up.  Also, it will include all of the insightful things they say too.  Here are a couple examples from the past few weeks.  Sorry if some of these are repeats from my wife's Facebook posts.

1. Kelly and I were talking about when she gets older and moves out of the house.  She said she never wants to leave the house.  I said that is fine, but just know that while you are living at my house you follow my rules.  One of the rules I told her were no boys.  Without blinking an eye, she says "Dad I will just sneak out of the house at midnight and go meet my boyfriend."
2. Kelly, Brigid, and I were hanging around the house and Kelly was asking a bunch of questions.  Not sure if I had a look on my face or what, but Kelly felt a need to explain something.  She says, "You know Dad, I ask a lot of questions because Brigid and I do not know that much about the world." 
3. Nana and Pampa were watching Kelly and Brigid one day.  Kelly was singing for Pampa and Nana and Brigid wanted to be a part of the show.  Brigid was in front of Kelly and Kelly said to her “Brigid you’re the back-up singer not the front-up singer!”    
4. Amy was taking Annie and Kelly shopping for clothes.  Amy also decided to look for herself and this is what Annie said to her.  "Mom, I think you're in the wrong section. These clothes are all for young women."  
5.  Amy has an Aunt Tina that is a nun.  Aunt Tina has a friend Maria, who is also a nun.  They live together and go everywhere together.  They were at our house for Brigid’s Christening party.  At the end of the party Aunt Tina asked Annie to get her coat from upstairs and she told Annie the color.  Annie asked her “what color coat does your wife have?”  She meant Maria’s coat.

Ah kids you have to love the innocence and the pure honesty.  I hope they enjoy these quotes on their wedding day as much as I enjoy them now. 

Payback is fun!  Is it bad that I am already planning the payback?  Not sure, but I guess it will be one small way for me to win a battle in this war of a house full of women. 

More to come....